Yesterday, the crew that has been with me for the last 23 days in Dallas wanted to throw a pre-Halloween bash. I cringed at having to come up with a costume until a co-worker came up with some fantastic and cheap "play on words" costume ideas:
-Nickelback: The band or a nickel taped to your back.
-Quarterback: A football player or you guessed it, a quarter taped on your back.
-Babysitter: A really hot girl to take care of your kids or a baby doll attached to your behind.
-Condiment: A delicious topping on your cheeseburger or a condom + mints pinned to your t-shirt.
(This was one was used last night, see photo below)
-Smarty Pants: Someone who thinks they know it all or a bunch of Smarties candies pinned to your
jeans. (And, bingo! I found my costume.)
|Your Condiment or Condom + Mint|
|This is about as Halloween as I get.|